January 2012
December 2011
3 tags
TEN THINGS ABOUT ME
1. I’m allergic to cats.
2. I live in a basement.
3. I’m not wearing socks tonight.
4. I didn’t know Marie Callenders sold anything but pies until a few years ago.
5. I wear a lot of green.
6. I never go to the laundromat on Tuesdays.
7. I compulsively clean my ears.
8. I enjoy artichokes.
9. My room smells like vomit right now.
10. And I don’t know...
When a white van pulls up near you.
mrlong-leggedmacdaddy:
“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”
